John: you know what the great thing is about the name Thornsawas, is that it's a palindrome

John: if I had children they would be stupid & insane by the time they were 5

me: hahaha

John: "my dad says he's a veteran of the corn smut wars and that's why he doesn't have to work on tuesdays"

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